The Rape Of A Holiday and How to offend people

I can say I hate Christmas with a good reason. Well, it's fake. Jesus wasn't even born in December for starters. The Catholics decided to celebrate it near Hanukkah so it would be easy for the Jewish to convert. Just like they did with All Saints Day and Halloween.

Second bullshit: what is Christmas? The day our saviour, Jesus Christ, was born. He was going to bring peace. I'll be damned if religion isn't the main cause of war. Fuck you baby Jesus. Son of God my ass. He was born from a teenage bitch and her tutor aka adoptive father.

What else? Santa. Saint Nick, that gave his fortune to the needy. Now, we spend a fortune on food and gifts and poor people get nothing. I even saw a fast money loan advert for the holidays. Great.
And what is Santa now? He used to be green or purple. Then Coca-Cola painted him red and since then the jolly bastard gives the rich spoiled kids gifts.

Admit it. We love Christmas for the food, drinks and gifts. November has our stores filled with this crap. It starts in November. With all the toys and fake plastic trees.

China doesn't celebrate it, so I don't blame them for those Hanukkah candles. Plastic candles with lightbulbs that Christians put in their house as decorations. How can you not know it's a Jewish tradition?

Seriously, I could go on like this for ages. Fuck Christmas. Fuck those expensive street decorations, paid for with MY money. Taxpayers. Hope you have horrible holidays if you celebrate it.